Chapter 11 – Entry #1 –  Tanaris (Levels 45  – 50)
Gus & Chelsea

The first thing I noticed when I arrived to Tanaris was the smoldering heat, made all much worse by the humidity. I ran my run of the mill slacker quests to prove my worth. Kill this, bring it back, kill that, etc. etc. Then I was ready for the more important tasks.

I arrive at Sandsorrow’s Watch, ready for the cause. I ran into a goblin named Gus, he just moved out to Tanaris for in his words “Legit Work” His plans quickly changed as his girlfriend, Chelsea, was poisoned from scorpions, so I had to run out and kill some myself to get glands, to make an antidote. It didn’t work! Poor Gus only remembered one thing, A giant Scorpion that lived in a nearby cave.

They called the over-sized scorpion Gargantapid. I’ve faced a lot of things in my adventure but nothing like this. I set out for the cave. Turns out I’ve faced worse using my own bathroom. It was not powerful at all, it just looked scary. After all of this work, hunting down scorpions for blood, risking my life, it was all because of … Food Poisoning. That’s right, Chelsea had eaten bad food. We had a good laugh about it and I moved on.